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theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

rabbivole:

calleo:

masterofbirds:

onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

WHAT

I think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.
There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”

why

rabbivole:

calleo:

masterofbirds:

onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.

… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

WHAT

I think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.

There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”

why

mostingeniusparadox:

Hawkeye vs Deadpool #1

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally